sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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