then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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