Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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