dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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