I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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Breakfast tacos?
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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