Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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