i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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