who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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