why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How drunk are you?
Completed.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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