she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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