Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
