Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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