thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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