he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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