how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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