this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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