Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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