I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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