In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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