Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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