I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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