That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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