I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
