Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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