I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
id be glad to
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
well you can't waste a boner
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
