Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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