WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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