Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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