; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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