Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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