I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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