There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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