Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Randomize
