never play flip cup with pint glasses
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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As shirtless as possible
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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