Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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