I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
tell me about the fingering
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