after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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