Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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