Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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