Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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