a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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