I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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