The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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