i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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