if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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