Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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