She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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