Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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