Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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