it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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