In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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