i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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