Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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