Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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