So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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