C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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