love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.