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• (805): View more from California

  NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??

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  He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should probably go find him.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  you have failed as an in class drinking partner.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.

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  Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.

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