party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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