yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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